Reader: hi 
wanna chat?
lastsiteonearth: let’s do it
Reader: a/s/l?
lastsiteonearth: 26/m/midwest
Reader: kewl! wut r ur interests?
lastsiteonearth: besides you? 
Reader: LOL, srsly!
lastsiteonearth: film and music, literature, sporting events, technology, design, travel, the internet
Reader: OMG, I luv all those things too! wanna meet in person?
lastsiteonearth: umm…
lastsiteonearth: just wanna cyber instead?
So profound in its brevity! This nails my Boze.